I'm Ella, 21, I live in Manchester and I like poems n liveblogging

how did your bajungas fit into that duck costume

Bajungas what is this a blue version of Big Bang theory get outta here never darken my ask box again

I just went to brush my teeth and there was a spider in my sink like the type of spider with really long legs and a tiny body so I turned the tap on to get rid of it and it walked on the friggen water it took me about 5 solid minutes to drown it and before anyone starts kicking off like ~save the spiders uwu~ it was in my fucken domain I don’t go into the woods and start touching it’s toothbrush and what have you it came to play in MY playground

(Source: eyeonspringfield, via milfhouse)

sexhaver:

THE BASS, THE ROCK, THE MIC, THE TREBLE

I LIKE MY COFFEE BLACK JUST LIKE MY METAL

(via planetpiiss)

I aren’t messing about with my shayne ward appreciation

I aren’t messing about with my shayne ward appreciation

My mum on seeing David Cameron on TV: go away mr potato head

Does anyone else remember the brother and sister on X factor ages ago called same difference who did cheesy happy cabaret songs

Is there no end to the shitty things people will share on facebook