I'm Ella, 21, I live in Manchester and I like poems n liveblogging

I’ve finally got a date for my knee MRI scan so HOPEFULLY I’ll be able to go up and down stairs before Christmas ain’t life grand

lilpetrabbit:

a few days ago bf told me that a couple years ago when he played counterstrike he would respond to dudes getting angry and aggressive and hostile by saying “a kissaroo from me to you” in a slightly goofy friendly voice sort of like the voice you’d associate with a dog muppet.  he said they would absolutely lose their shit every time, insisting things like “i dont want a kissaroo from you!  only tall blonde girls!”.  they always said kissaroo.  i cant stop thinking about this

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Say what you like about this song but it has a kickin panpipe solo

Say what you like about this song but it has a kickin panpipe solo

Reasons to live in Manchester: chips and gravy costs £1.80

A guy just went to me “what’s up with the weather today” well I don’t know if you’ve heard but it’s chuffin windy

🎶why does my manager talk to me like I’m actually brain dead🎶

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theonion:

Man Now Too Exhausted To Repress Both Anger And Sadness

theonion:

Man Now Too Exhausted To Repress Both Anger And Sadness

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divascreech:

omg

divascreech:

omg

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